Ep 368: Garden Time with… Robert Pavlis!

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Yes, Captain Crinkle is our garden guru, but what if we want our plants to, like, live? We’ve got Robert Pavlis from GardenMyths.com on board to offer his tips. And then: You’ve stuck with us, and now we’re stickin’ with you. It’s Mailbag! Loyalty Edition. GUEST Robert Pavlis gardenmyths.com Free eBook - Growing Great Tomatoes HOUSE BAND Nadia-Terese Franks @professoreff on YouTube SPONSORS Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/[PAULA]! #honeylovepod Go to Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. Get started at factormeals.com/paula50off and use code paula50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Go to Quince.com/nobody for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns! Right now save twenty percent on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at PrettyLitter.com/paula Go to helixsleep.com/paula for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code PAULA at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I love that we started off our day discussing which of us was actually irritable until we made all three of us irritable.
0:13.8	I'm not irritable. I never was. Yeah, now I'm really irritable. Yeah. She was peevish right from the start.
0:19.4	No, I don't think so. I think we made her that way.
0:21.3	Yeah.
0:21.8	No, no, you know, she did. She did what Trump does. Instead of saying, geez, I'm irritable, she said, boy, you guys sound irritable. She did exactly, right? That projection, like, oh, Obama. She pulled the Donald J on us, no doubt. No, I don't want to be a downer, but I sat down kind of like ready to go, and then Adam said something. I thought he was a little defensive. You said something. I thought you were a little defensive, and I was just kind of like, oh, okay, not such a good move to do this show. So you sat down all happy, and then Adam just said a defensive thing.
0:54.6	That doesn't sound right.
0:55.9	Why would someone say something defensive before someone else had said something?
1:01.3	You know what?
1:02.3	Can we look at the transcript?
1:04.8	We'll now look at the transcript of tonight's pre-open.
1:10.1	What was that?
1:11.5	Oh, you know, Bonnie makes an excellent point, to which I reply.
1:19.5	Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, California, this is Nobody
1:24.5	listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.
1:28.6	Tonight, last week we did a good job of course correcting dear Crinkle
1:32.5	with a real advice professional, Amy Dickinson.
1:35.5	What could be harder than that?
1:36.8	Well, how about weeding out the fallow fields of garden time with Captain Crinkle?
1:41.9	We've got Robert Pavlis of Garden Myths.com to try to clear out the underbrush.
1:47.4	And then, you've stuck with us through thick and thin.
1:50.6	It's Mailbag.
1:53.9	Loyalty Edition.
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