Dear Crinkle Episode 50: An Unpaid Personal Chef and a Purple Porcupine

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, and Adam Felber for advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers. You’ve got a problem, we’ve got the answers – on America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts! This week: A junkie junk-food eater, and an 11-year-old seeking advice. If you’ve got a problem, we’ve got an answer. Email us @[email protected]. New episodes every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.5	Do do. Do. Do. Do. Wait, I got it. I'm like. Dear, dear, dear, dear,
0:38.3	I gotta find my tea.
0:42.3	Okay, dear, dear, dear,
0:47.3	Crinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions?
0:52.3	What do you have in mine? Bada, buub-up-up-up-up-oh. Very nice. Thank you, Adam. Usually you say something here and then I say it. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I didn't. All right. Yes, I'm Adam Felber, and you're getting a new episode of Dear Crinkle, America's smoothest and favorite new advice minisode.
1:13.1	We've got Paula Poundstone.
1:14.9	We've got no Tony in the hall and the woman of the hour, Bonnie Burns, Paula's manager, our friend, Captain Crinkle is here to answer all your questions.
1:24.0	Hey, hi, everybody, and welcome to Dear Clinkle, America's number one advice show and climbing the charts.
1:31.6	That's impossible.
1:32.5	I just hit my microphone.
1:34.5	America's number one advice show and climbing the charts tonight.
1:48.5	Unpaid personal chef and a purple porpoise.
1:50.2	Wait, that was wrong.
1:50.6	Okay.
1:55.5	Tonight, unpaid personal chef and a purple porch.
1:59.9	Okay. Okay. Wait a minute. Okay. Okay. Wait a minute. Okay. Paul or Adam, what's our first problem? Or as I like to say,
2:09.1	who's our first crinkler with a wrinkle? Is that corny? No, it just doesn't make sense.
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