Dear Crinkle Episode 49: Handcuffed to the bed, Can’t read the room, and an Update for the Big Sneezer.

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Join Captain Crinkle (Bonnie Burns - Paula Poundstone’s manager), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber, and our friend Toni Anita Hull for advice from a completely unqualified group of advice givers. This week’s problems: “I’d love to be taken care of,” and “I’m hounded by missionaries.” You’ve got a problem, we’ve got the answers – well sort of. Email us at [email protected]. America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and stillclimbing the charts! New episode every Thursday. #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #Comedy AdviceShow #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber#Glassbox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here we go
0:04.3	And one and a two
0:05.8	And a one, two, three
0:07.3	Tonight on Dear Quinkle
0:10.0	Handcuff to the bed
0:16.7	Can't read the room
0:18.8	And remember that woman who was married to a guy with a big sneeze?
0:23.2	Well, I have an update.
0:28.2	Yes, I'm Adam Felber and you're getting an apparently theme song free edition of Dear Crinkle,
0:34.7	America's new favorite advice minisodes.
0:37.7	Theme song. I love that. We're changing it up. Oh, shit. I wondered if you were turning over a new leaf or something. Oh, my God. Well, you got Paula Poundstone, Tony Need a Hull, and the woman of the hour, Bonnie Burns, who only sings for money at this point, apparently. She's Paula's manager. She's our friend. She's Captain Crinkle, ready to answer your questions.
0:56.3	I think we have to have the theme song.
0:58.3	I do, too.
0:59.0	I'm okay.
0:59.6	Okay, here we go.
1:01.8	Dear Crinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions?
1:07.7	What did you have in mind? Hey, you guys, how, right? See, we needed that.
1:15.5	Now throw to Tony. No, I'm not ready yet. Wait, I have to say this. Just a little, a little listener
1:23.5	warning, I am now trying to keep the show to a minisode.
1:28.0	So you'll see, if you feel like really like you were short, what, short-handed, short-ended, shortened?
1:34.3	Short-change?
1:35.3	Short-changed.
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