This one goes out to the one and only, Dolly Parton.

Molly, did you know that Dolly Parton is coming out with a new Christmas album?

Holden, did you know that this song has been stuck inside my head for days?

Did you know that I'll kill myself if the song doesn't leave soon?

Yes, I wrote down these lyrics.

But you know I wouldn't end my life because who would sing you Christmas shoes?

I'm not going to sing Christmas shoes right now because I've got Mary, did you know stuck in my fucking head?

Because Dolly Parton is releasing her version of Mary, did you know tomorrow?

Yes, Christmas has come early. I don't give a fuck.

We need anything that will make us smile. Welcome to page seven. My name is Jackie Zabrowski and I love Dolly Parton.

My name is Homme Nile. I did know that she's putting out a Christmas album.

This was in the email you sent to us and sent the email.

I appreciate it. Absolutely, but Jimmy Fallon cheats on his wife.

You need to stop reading the blind items. I need to maybe you need to be taken off of blind item duties because all holden thinks about now is how Jimmy Fallon cheats on his wife.

Not just Jimmy Fallon, he's alcoholism? Everybody.

Yes, constantly everybody cheats on their wife. Everyone cheating on the planet. That is what I've learned.

Are you trying to tell us something right now?

We're trying to ask some questions, Molly. Do you know where Gideon is at all times?

I was going after it seems like everybody's marriage in the fix.

Lovely. No one here can leave the house.

And so I think that this is obviously true for the whole United States.

If you're obviously a lot of people have to work so people now might have a cover again.

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