So, let's talk about the white supremacists.

First of all, let me say without fear or equivocation,

that any movement that burns teaky torches

but doesn't serve my ties is clearly on the wrong track.

Also, there's the whole hateful racist dirtbag thing,

that's not so good either.

Secondly, in their latest rally,

many of these white supremacists were chanting Jews

will not replace us.

If that's true, it's a tremendous disappointment.

After all, if we could replace white supremacists with Jews,

the IQ of the country would rise dramatically,

and more people would be doctors and lawyers,

instead of sitting around in their mother's basements,

pleasuring themselves while staring at pictures of Hitler

and calling it date night.

So, if they really cared about this country,

I believe the white supremacists would rethink

their Jews will not replace us philosophy

and maybe change their slogan too,

please replace us with Jews as quickly as possible.

And here's another thing.

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