EP. 362 | Ask Us ANYTHING! Football Regrets, Best Nicknames & A Big Money Move To The Saudi League?
That Peter Crouch Podcast
Tall or Nothing
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads hand over the reins completely… because you asked, and we answered EVERYTHING.
From the real story behind how the podcast first began at the BBC (yes, it was basically football’s version of One Direction), to nearly hitting 400 episodes and planning something huge for the 10-year anniversary — Pete, Sids and Chris take a proper trip down memory lane.
We dive into the one game Crouchy would replay forever (and the medal that still stings), Sids relives promotion chaos and post-match beers, and the boys get brutally honest about whether they would’ve taken the Saudi payday at the end of their careers.
There’s also Cheltenham madness, Harry Redknapp tip stories, footballers calling their jobs “appearances”, shocking dressing room nicknames, the worst Premier League kits of all time… and somehow, a serious debate about double pudding etiquette.
Plus — is Crouchy officially a free agent in the phone network transfer window?
As always, let us know in the comments:
- What game would YOU replay?
- Would you take the Saudi move?
- And how many “appearances” have you made at your job? 👀
00:00 - The “67% Don’t Subscribe” Plea
01:26 - The Great Phone Network Debate Begins (Again)
03:06 - Signing a 3-Year Deal… For £1 More?
04:02 - Vodafone Price Hike Rant
06:09 - “I Might Become a Free Agent”
06:49 - Giffgaff’s £10 for 40GB Offer
10:22 - Cheltenham Plans & Guinness Village Chaos
11:52 - Harry Redknapp’s Legendary Tip Story
14:13 - How The Podcast Actually Started
16:46 - The First Ever Photo
17:24 - 400 Episodes & 10-Year Anniversary Plans
18:01 - CrouchFest… On Tour in Pubs?
21:58 - Radio Stations We’d Love to Host
28:35 - Why Footballers “Train” For Their Job
31:17 - Sh*g, Marry, Avoid: Allardyce, Pardew, Pulis
32:37 - The One Game We’d Replay Forever
34:21 - Promotion, Beers & The Best Week Ever
43:05 - Would We Have Taken the Saudi Money?
49:38 - FA Cup Jackets & Macclesfield Moment
51:07 - Worst Premier League Kits of All Time
54:52 - Double Puddings/Kunis Confession
56:47 - Best Dressing Room Nicknames Ever
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| 0:00.0 | I just found out that around 67% of people that watch us on YouTube don't subscribe. |
| 0:05.6 | Proper call behaviour. |
| 0:07.1 | So we've got a message for you. |
| 0:08.4 | Hit it, Chris. |
| 0:10.8 | Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, hit subscribe, here to subscribe. |
| 0:14.4 | Ha, ha, ha, ha. |
| 0:17.2 | Here to subscribe. |
| 0:18.2 | Here to subscribe. |
| 0:19.5 | Ha, ha. |
| 0:20.6 | Ha, ha ha here to subscribe |
| 0:22.5 | are that getting |
| 0:27.8 | subscribing |
| 0:28.4 | absolutely not |
| 0:30.1 | hello and welcome to that |
| 0:33.0 | Peter Crouch podcast with me Peter Crouch |
| 0:34.7 | Notorious ID and Give Gaff are with me. No, we've got to get this right. So your O2, your Vodafone now. Yeah. How has it been for you this week? Because I feel like people have really got on board with this whole thing. Well, they really have got on board, yeah. Lots of people get in touch. I've had lots of voice notes. Jimmy Bullard was one of them. He let me a voice note. Very excited by the GIFCaf chat. Loads. I love Ashley Young. Ashley, yeah, Young he texts me. Flew him. We had a few years. Ashley Young. Ashley Young, yeah. Honestly, random ones out of nowhere. A lot of friends of mine were just, like, crying, |
| 1:30.2 | just sending me, like, the, uh, the, uh, the screenshot of it. But young he texts me and was like, just, like, like, crying faces. I was like, and just put a gif-gaff at the bottom. Everyone's jumping this. Everyone, what's it been like for you, son? How's it been? It's been a strange one, isn't it? because I've had a couple of gigs over the week as well. |
| 1:30.1 | And... What's it been like for you, Simon? How's it been? It's been a strange one, isn't it? Because, like, I've had a couple of gigs over the week as well. |
| 1:33.9 | And where people used to focus on the barbecues, |
| 1:36.7 | it now seems to be GIF-Gaff on the mobile phones. Does it? |
| 1:37.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:37.8 | Regards to your network. |
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