You talk so lovely about how you've, you sort of embraced Crouchy.

I want you boys right now to discuss this story I heard about what happened when Crouchy

joined Liverpool and he quite fancied the hotel receptionist.

And you were the one, apparently Jamie, that gathered all the players together

and got crouchy right to explain that you really fancied this receptionist

yeah as in the hostry hotel you know shabby alonzo's mrs works on myself

and i came in and i was saying i said this girl on reception on reception, she's, you know, she's quite nice.

And she just keeps looking at me all the time.

And then you've tapped everyone,

knowing that it was Javi's Mrs.

She's just trying to learn English and trying to be nice.

And I've told the story in front of Rangina,

Louis Garcia and Javi Alonzo

about Javi's Mrs.

I'd never wanted to, like, the whole change is just to swallow me up and go like,

oh no, God, this is horrendous.

That wasn't the first time he shittows me, by the way.

Carrot-Housery, right?

Well, Carrot, yeah, because he's done me with England as well,

when we were, when we were with England and Prince William came to training, and it was just after, like, the robot and things like that, and we're all having a discussion, and Kara goes, so, you know, Prince William, do you like the robot? And he was like, yeah, and he's like, do you want to see it?

Do you ever that? Prince William, do you like the robot? And he was like, yeah, and he's like, do you want to see it?

Scandless.

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