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🗓️ 1 December 2014
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
0:06.0 | Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
0:11.0 | It's Jordan Jesse go. I am Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. |
0:15.0 | Jordan Morris Steel Santa. I am in the holiday spirit Jordan. I'm roasting chestnuts. |
0:20.0 | I can tell by your delicate tone. This is not at all angry and robotic. |
0:25.0 | This is Christmas Jesse. |
0:28.0 | Jordan. Follow. La put the Christ back in Christmas. |
0:33.0 | You chumps King Wincesless chestnuts. |
0:38.0 | What a jolly old. |
0:39.0 | Fruit cake is list. I don't know. I honestly don't know. |
0:42.0 | Jolly old King Wincesless something. That's a different song. |
0:46.0 | Love's jolly old King Wincesless loves to take your wife. |
0:51.0 | He will always take your wife. She's better off with him. |
0:57.0 | That's a song. It's the season of game. |
1:00.0 | Giving your wife to a king. It will treat her better than you can. |
1:05.0 | Well, he's always having feasts and stuff. Sure. |
1:08.0 | Bankwits. My son has a book about a king that's taking a bath. |
1:15.0 | And then everyone wants to get him out of the bath but he won't get out of the bath. |
1:18.0 | He's got a battle. He has a battle holds a battle in the bath with his knight. |
1:25.0 | And he has lunch in the bath with his wife. |
1:28.0 | He has a masquerade ball in the bath. The Duke and him go fishing in the bath. |
1:33.0 | And I'm like, hey, guys, just get out of the goddamn bath. |
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