Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I am Jesse Thorn America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Steel Santa. What's wrong? Are you not the... Okay, so I'll give the listener a recap.

For about 10 years, you're known as Jordan Morris Boy Detective. It was a stupid name

that we came up with when you were 18 and I was 19. So let's come it up on 15 years now.

Yeah, yeah. And you know, it works pretty well. It had some upsides and downsides.

Upside it's fun. It's a kicky. Downside, of course, it could make you seem less than.

Sure. Juvenile, silly, empty. It's infantilizing. Yeah.

Which was, you know, a positive or negative. I did get invited to a lot of adult baby parties.

Right, which is fun. Which is hot. Which is super fun. If that doesn't make you hot under the color,

I don't know what will. Yeah. But last week on the program, which well, two weeks ago on the program,

you threw in towards the end of the show a switch up in your nickname from

Jordan Morris Boy Detective to Jordan Morris Steel Santa. Now, of course, I love this because I love

anything Santa. Sure. And I love the reason for the season. You got it. And let's put the Santa back in

Christmas. Yeah, please. Hashtag Fox News. Hashtag Presence. Yeah, sure. Hashtag Good Boy.

Hashtag Jimmy. Sure.

Discuss the show. Hashtag Good Boy Hashtag Jimmy. Hit us up on Twitter, find us on Snapchat.

Shoot some vines talking about what a good boy you are. And upload them to Jordan Jesse Goh.

Hashtag played a cookie. Sure. So Jordan. So last week, you went throughout the program as

Jordan Morris Steel Santa. You seem to really be enjoying it. Yeah. But if I can bring listeners up

now to now, which is by the way, this week, you said Steel Santa is though it was a horrible burden.

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