Ep. 35. The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter Seven

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 10 March 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Our heroes recover after performing some impromptu emergency surgery on their holiest team member, and then, after kicking it for a while, learn the secrets of the universe. No big deal. Taako tries on a new voice. Magnus does some backseat Regulating. Merle learns about an exciting new plant.

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0:00.0	Previously on the Adventure Zone, it's time for the regulators to roll out.
0:04.4	We're sending you in to detain and extract Lucas for his abusive confidential information.
0:09.2	Standard protocol applies, you pull out from inside, an old compact mirror.
0:14.6	Inside is actually just a circular disc of Emerald.
0:19.6	Okay, so he's stealing technological ideas from our world.
0:25.4	Guys, he's crystallizing!
0:26.8	I turn around a job at all!
0:27.8	I chop it off!
0:28.8	Quick chop and be on!
0:30.0	I'm gonna chop it off!
0:31.0	You're chopping off my damn arms!
0:34.4	Seriously!
0:35.4	If we need a new arm, the good news is he's got lots.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:40.5	So if we could figure out a way to make that work, that would be rad.
0:44.2	Yeah.
0:44.7	I'm unconscious.
0:45.6	Thanks.
0:46.4	Now, I'm not...
0:47.4	Okay, that's not what unconscious people say, but let's keep moving.
0:50.4	I hope Merle's proficient in unarmed combat.
0:54.4	I'm sorry, I better than that that you should expect more from me.
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