Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.

And this is the certified Mama's Boy podcast.

It's all fun and games to date two girls until they almost meet each other.

And that's what we're going to talk about with dating disasters today on this Friday and Mother's Day edition of the certified mama's boy podcast.

Those two had nothing to do with each other, but it's fine.

Welcome to it.

I'm Steve Kramer and it's a podcast that I made because my mom has

some fantastic words of wisdom that she has told me over the years I think can

change your life. They have for me and they will for you too and we start every

single show talking to her. Hi mom. Hi honey. We were going to, oh I think here she comes right now, here comes my sister. We're trying to figure out she's going to be able to get on today or not. Yay, Maggie's here.

We always say that my sister is the most dramatic member of the family, and we proved that last

week when she thought she was getting murdered by a chainsaw massacre, but it just turned out to be a weed whacker by her fiance's

husband.

So, um...

Not her fiance's husband.

That'd be very interesting.

It is George, it's weird over there.

So, we thought we'd bring her on again this week

to be able to tell us another dramatic story and we tell her on a

look at one at 10 scale how dramatic it actually was.

So all right, Maggie, what happened?

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