On this episode we discuss locked down

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No, I'm done. I'm never doing one of these again. You guys pressured me to do and wow want to do

Please hold on. I feel like an idiot. Well, everybody's listening now. I feel like a fool

Oh damn, let's do I damn what's going on

Hey, everyone welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. Hey, it's me Stuart Wellington

This is Elliott Kaelin if you're noticing that my voice sounds sexier than usual

It's because I have a little bit of a cold. That's right. You'll miss evil sexy

It's Susan Sontag said so illness is a metaphor for sexiness is more nasal sexie is that

equation that you're post-traumatic? Ask an elephant Dan boom

Okay, yeah, for a second. I thought Kathleen Turner was guessing on this podcast. Yes. Thank you. Stuart knows where it's at

Yeah, a warm husky tone

What do we call it? We call it warm husky. We just call it whiskey. I mean, they're usually warm

They're covered in a thick downy coat of fur. They have those eyes like what's this face like white fire Neil McDonough

The husky of actors. I mean why have they not made him the villain in a fucking animorph's movie?

I mean they haven't made an animorph's movie as far as I know

So wait they have it wait Dan you could you could have finally said wake up sheeple and it would have been accurate

I just got to be joking there you can use for something Elliot. I think I think I think that went through putting your putting your book

Well, I think of joke ideas have formed joke

I know that you have that book Elliot you actually but I don't put joke ideas in there. I put ideas for other things

Okay, like inventions

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