Ep.#344: LIVE from Arnold's Beach Bar in Waikiki

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

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Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Who can complain about Hawaii? Stanhope can even while recording from his favorite day drinking bar of all time, Arnold's Beach Bar in Waikiki – Honolulu, Hawaii and, with his favorite day bartender, Dawn.

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Recorded Dec 12th, 2019 at Arnold's Beach Bar in Waikiki - Honolulu, HI with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Bartender Dawn, bingo, Tracey (@Egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	So it started, Doug. Tracey is unfortunately for this podcast. Tracey has been downgraded
0:23.8	from our bartender to our server and videographer right now because we have a special guest bartender
0:31.6	on this podcast. We're doing this live from Arnold's Teaky bar in Honolulu, YKK. If you read
0:45.4	this is not fame, you read about our bartender, Don, one of my favorite day drinking bars in
0:52.3	all the world and my favorite day drinking bartender in all the world who I thought had quit. I was
0:59.6	under the impression because last time I was here we went out and she wasn't working. So I
1:06.6	somewhere in my head I had it that she just didn't work here anymore. Doug came in here one time
1:12.2	and she was here. So every time he comes here if she's not here something's happened. Something's
1:17.6	wrong. Something's not here. I'm here. She's not here. So we shuffled down here last night half in the
1:25.2	bag already and I'm out front smoking next to the bus bench out there and I said to Bingo we have
1:33.9	to call Don the bartender from here and invited her to the show. She used to work here and then one of
1:40.3	my favorite songs the guy that was playing here last night. Do you remember his name? I don't
1:44.1	fucking great. Kip. Yeah it's just a solo act guitar. A classic guitar and playing 90s. He was playing
1:52.3	everything that would be on my iPod if I could find it and figure out how to use it. All 70s shit
1:58.7	I mean I mean not 70s shit 90s shit 70s and he's doing 70s stuff too. Yeah but yeah.
2:06.8	So he starts playing right after I said that literally I said we have to call Don the bartender
2:12.7	and invite her to the show and I step two feet and she's sitting right next to us on a bus
2:19.4	bench and she goes hey Doug and what what she goes I'm Don I go I just sit just right now I just
2:28.7	sit to just came out of my lips to call you. I said what are you doing here she goes I just
2:34.1	get off work I go you you're back working here she goes I've always heard you already you already
2:40.1	just assumed that she was let go or fired or something because now she's now she got her
2:45.4	job back. No no because last time I was here we went out during day drinking but she wasn't working
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