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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Trailer - Patreon Ep. #006: Stanhope and Depp: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Doug returns from Johnny Depp island with stories just for Patreon Subscribers. Enjoy this sneak peek. Get the full version and access to a once a month Patreon ONLY podcast. Subscribe for as little as $1 a month. You can cancel at any time. Patreon page - https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Recorded Dec 10, 2019 at an Outrigger Hotel in Honolulu, HI with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), bingo, Tracey (@Egglester) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.  

Doug's last 2019 date is Las Vegas at the Plaza Hotel on New Year's Eve. 2020 tour dates are being added weekly. Get on the Mailing List to get first word of new dates in your area - Doug Stanhope Mailing List at https://www.dougstanhope.com/  

This episode is sponsored by YOU. Thank You for subscribing.   

LINKS - DougStanhope.com/storehttp://www.dougstanhope.com/store/  

Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast

0:10.5

Yeah.

0:14.5

That's country.

0:20.5

That came in hot. That's what I

0:26.5

The guy who's driving is out here said that he does a morning shift on Uber lift. By the way, Uber lift I found out today

0:35.5

When you see those two signs on the car window

0:39.5

Those companies don't know there's two signs on that window. I'm fine with that fucking go at it, dude

0:46.5

Thank you money, but he says he does the early morning shift and he was down here in Waikiki in the middle

0:52.5

Like right near Diamondhead right near the Honolulu Zoo. That's where we're at and

0:57.5

We were just coming from the airport, which is like 15 20 minutes and he goes hey see that pink building out there

1:05.3

That's triple our hospital

1:07.3

This morning when I first started like six in the morning my first fair guy

1:13.3

Vietnam vet pops in the car and goes I'm having a heart attack get me to tripler

1:18.5

And he knows it's all across town

1:20.9

And he goes there's I can take you to it somewhere else, but the guy knew

1:26.1

That like no, I got to go to tripler because that's vet right he that's the veteran hospital out here

1:33.3

I was listening to

1:37.3

And I go so what did you do? I mean?

1:40.6

He goes well, I try to get there as fast as I could I go and then what you just you called the hospital so I'm coming in hot

1:46.1

I got I got a guy with a bad ticker. He goes no

1:49.6

He just got out of the cabin said all right. Thanks. This is my fourth heart attack. I'm cool

1:54.8

And he walked in the fucking emergency room

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