Ep.#345: A Very Bisbee Christmas
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2019
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Doug is finally back in Bisbee for a Christmas podcast about acid residue, seroquel dreaming and tea-baggin' toddlers. The clip at the end is the first part of Doug's Dec 13th set at the Blue Note in Honolulu, Hawaii.
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Recorded Dec. 25th, 2019 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@hdfatty), Jobi (@StanhopesCDP), Raider Dave, CastleRockKenny (@cstlrckkenny), bingo and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
| 0:14.2 | On Christmas it's a Christmas podcast. |
| 0:17.4 | Welcome to a very echoey spot cast. |
| 0:23.6 | During the Tracey's wearing the dog thing, isn't that for a chihuahua or something? |
| 0:30.6 | It's Christmasy. |
| 0:34.2 | Everyone's Christmasy except for me and the other people who aren't. |
| 0:40.8 | I think three of them are. |
| 0:41.8 | That was a lie. |
| 0:42.8 | That's a huge lie. |
| 0:44.8 | We're busy colors. |
| 0:47.1 | Tell us a story, Joby. |
| 0:50.0 | Doug Stanhope in his fashion years ago grabs Bingo and I says, hey, I want you to watch |
| 0:57.2 | a movie. |
| 0:58.5 | It's called Requiem for a Dream and it's a great movie. |
| 1:03.9 | So he sits us down and we watch it. |
| 1:06.6 | Are we doing drugs? |
| 1:08.3 | Yeah, we're on. |
| 1:09.3 | I don't know what we're on, but we're on something. |
| 1:15.0 | So we sit down and the first 15-20 minutes is not too bad. |
| 1:21.6 | Then it starts turning dark and Doug keeps telling Bingo and I, oh, it gets better. |
| 1:27.1 | Don't worry. |
| 1:28.1 | It gets better. |
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