Hip Hip Hooray and Zipity Doodah. It's time for our monthly visit to our favorite website

Everyday Feminism. A monthly visit that feels exactly like visiting a woman who has

PMS, if the woman happens to be incredibly stupid and complains all the time about stuff

that doesn't matter. This month on Everyday Feminism we find a moving personal tale by

one Kindre Lee. Entitled, my partner came out as a man and I struggled with losing my

lesbian identity. In other words, this is a story about a lesbian who thought she was in a

relationship with a woman until the woman decided she identified as a man which meant the

lesbian was no longer a lesbian but just a normal heterosexual living with a confused person.

Now some of you might laugh when you hear a story like this and slap your knee repeatedly while

you choke on your own hilarity and roll helplessly across the floor occasionally pounding the carpet

with your fist as tears of mirth stream down your cheeks. But that would be wrong. What sort of cruel

heartless human being would turn a serious story like this into a joke? We're about to find out.

Kindre Lee writes that she bumped into her girlfriend slash now boyfriend Amy quote,

in a lesbian bar surrounded by women doing jello shots late on a Sunday afternoon.

Unquote. This is a very strange coincidence because it happens I had a dream about a lesbian bar

where the lesbians were doing jello shots on a Sunday afternoon. Though in my dream all the lesbians

were naked and secretly hoping a straight man would walk in. So I'm guessing it was probably a

different lesbian bar. Anyway, Kindre and Amy fell in love moved in together held a marriage ceremony

and had a child. But then the shocker came when Amy announced she identified as a man named Simon.

So actually this is a little bit more like my dream after all. Kindre now found herself in the

painful position of having to decide whether she was a lesbian who lived with a woman or a straight

woman who lived with a man or a lesbian who lived with a woman who thought she was a man or possibly

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