Ep. 34 | Lisa Lampanelli is Back!

Curious with Josh Peck

Cadence13

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Lisa Lampanelli is saving the world and she doesn't give a shit whether you like it or not. She's conquered comedy, weight, and now she's taking everything she's learned and blessing us with an hour lesson on how to get your damn life together. We chop it up GOOD and talk about everything from why Gucci shoes will never make you happy, why you should always go where it's warm and why it's okay to do the thing you love and not necessarily the thing you're good at. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Rambles welcome to curious with Josh pack start the show
0:08.5	Oh hit those slight bounce wriggling ding ding ding ding to
0:13.7	Outside the snow it's falling in kids are calling you
0:21.1	Can we stop fucking singing Christmas carols now it's
0:25.1	John
0:26.8	Ova the holiday season comes to an end one more time we can walk away from this
0:34.9	very peculiar time of year with all this forced intimacy and pomp and circumstance and
0:42.3	Financial pressures to over extend ourselves to keep our friends and family happy when the reality is if you
0:48.8	Didn't have to buy gifts for other people and they didn't have to buy them for you
0:51.6	It'd be a fucking wash
0:53.3	It'd be the same and you could just buy yourself an apple watch anytime of year when you actually really wanted it and
1:00.8	Kids wouldn't have to have like some weird incentive and have this like weird faux
1:06.6	pseudo god-like
1:08.3	person in you know Santa who's a casting judgment
1:13.2	Are you not your nice to me because if you're naughty you're going straight to hell just kidding
1:19.0	You're a kid so you just won't get any presents. You're gonna actually you're gonna get coal
1:23.9	Right you're gonna this is what we tell kids if you're bad
1:27.8	You're gonna get coal and you're gonna be blamed for global warming because that's not clean energy and your piece of shit to me
1:35.6	Yeah, so why don't you hang out with Diane who's a good kid?
1:40.6	And you know what she's gonna get for Christmas because she's on the nice list fucking solar panels and a Tesla and
1:47.8	Zero straws because they heard turtles you like creating turtles to me. That's the kind of kid you are you sick you sick
1:57.0	Guys Mary fucking Christmas Mary Christmas from your favorite podcasting you
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