Rambo welcome to curious with Josh Pax start the show

Welcome back to the curious podcast here we go again one time for you mind one time

God this is just

Outstanding where I talk at length about bullshit and you listen or don't

But at this point you've already looked for your phone

You've had that weird lag on your iPhone for when you actually push the podcast and then you're like worried

Because like you know the internet is taking an extra three and a half seconds that it shouldn't

Because you want that immediate like as soon as you hit that button you want to hear my voice you want to hear that

Rambo, you know that's what you want to hear but then you get worried because you're like is my phone gonna connect

What's gonna go on is it gonna say that this episode is not currently available because the fucking Wi-Fi or the 4G that I

Paced so much for is like not available in this like open field with no

Sort of obstacles or thing interference in the way and it should just be a perfect signal from the satellite in the sky to my phone

I mean what the shit

But here I am you've done the work you took the leap

You push the button and here I am to reward your ears with this just onslaught of

Ridiculousness guys. It's the holidays Christmas is next week. I'm about to see them

The most trite corny sentence that everyone says all the time right now by saying

Where has the time gone?

It's Christmas already. I hate that guys. Can you believe it's it's like eight days to Christmas

What has where has the year gone?

It's gone the same fucking place that every year all time goes all the time. That's where it goes

So that's beaten up

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