Ep 339 – The Alarming Truth Behind Anti-Mormonism: The Smackdown

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Glenn, Matt, and Scott smack down a blog post because many of you asked us to. So we did. In front of about 50 lovely listeners. And now the rest of you can hear it. This episode was recorded January 8, 2017. http://happiness-seekers.com/2017/01/02/the-alarming-truth-behind-anti-mormonism/

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0:00.0	Brothers and sisters
0:05.0	Webster's dictionary defines infant as quote
0:10.0	a very young child or baby denoting something in an early stage of its development, end
0:18.7	quote. Infants on Thrones defines infant as quote
0:24.4	sophomoreic, pureele, incipient, childish, childish, silly, opinionated yet partially informed, dirty, hungry, horny, generally uninformed, generally, with no lack of asserting an opinion.
0:47.0	Repetitive, redundant, hater of all things concise, temporarily sober, swimming with the big kids while wearing tiny underpants,
1:00.8	juvenile, immature, prepubescent in the brain, stinky, alarming, alarming, alarming, annoying, given to fits of loquaciousness with a pension for the non sequitur in the
1:17.3	bizarre. Fond of smacking things be, down, or all around.
1:24.4	Raunchy, faithless, feckless,
1:29.0	aimless, maintaining a safe's length from reason.
1:35.0	quasi sincere, pseudo-intellectual.
1:40.0	So-called wolves in so-called wolves clothing,
1:44.4	so-called wolves in swaddling.
1:48.1	Voracious hungry donkeys in a wholly stable with a delicious chubby newborn and no room for an inn.
1:57.2	Atheistic, smarter than stupid people, stupider than sheep, relentless, relentful, creative, weird, precocious little
2:11.7	twerps with tiny, swallowed throne-shaped butts.
2:16.0	Underground moon lovers, secret keepers, gossip queens, master bait and switchers, happy go luckiers, pooose-wheeling podcasters, lovable turds, indigestible peanuts, lovers of their own voices, and many, many other
2:41.8	definitions of infant end quote
2:46.8	Infants on Thrones are also the world's worst
2:50.8	anti-Morman podcasters and you will find out on today's episode
2:56.0	exactly the horrible awful truth of anti-Mormans in general.
3:02.2	Because on today's anti-Mormans in general.
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