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Slack.com slash DHQ. The media has become obsessed with reporting rumors about the tensions

within the Trump administration, as opposed to being obsessed with reporting the news,

while telling the truth, or not being slimy knuckleheads damaging the country with their

hysterical opposition to Republicans. No, siri. So here's a roundup of recent reporting

about the inner workings of the administration as the reports came direct from our nose

for news journalist. NBC has reported that anonymous sources told someone familiar with

the situation, who called a friend of a friend, who then told a girl in the NBC mailroom

whom he was sleeping with when it was supposed to be his weekend with the kids. The Donald

Trump is angry at attorney general Jeff Sessions. Sessions recused himself from the investigation

into whether there was collusion between the cartoon Russian spies from the old Rocky

and Bullwinkle shows and people Trump fired so long ago, but one can remember who they

are. The rumored reports of reported rumors that there are tensions between Trump and

Sessions come hard on the heels of reported rumors that there are rumored reports of

tensions between Trump and Steve Bannon. Bannon, of course, is chief strategist in charge

of destroying all that's good and true in the universe in order to establish the supremacy

of the white race over his office, which has been moved next to the West Wing men's room.

According to the Washington Post, where democracy dies in darkness, but turning on the lights spikes

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