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The Adventure Zone

Ep. 33. The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter Five

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Our heroes face a series of challenges while exploring Lucas' lab that are, admittedly, all pretty adorable. But still super deadly! Just, like, huggably deadly. Merle performs a random act of kindness. Taako remembers an acrobatic nursery rhyme. Magnus experiences the magic of flight.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on the adventure zone.

0:02.0

Alright, I cast Charm Person on Clark.

0:04.8

Clark, my name is Taku.

0:07.3

It's a pleasure.

0:09.0

It's really, really super great to meet you.

0:11.5

I feel that way too.

0:14.0

Can I just give you all the things I have?

0:19.0

There will be time for that.

0:20.5

The dwarf opens up his helmet and a thick cloud of smoke comes out.

0:25.0

My name is Boyland.

0:29.0

Excuse me?

0:31.5

This big crystal golem holds out one of its long, sharp claws and points it at Merle.

0:40.0

You.

0:41.0

A robot about the size and shape of a car engine.

0:46.5

Are you in need of assistance?

0:48.5

My name is Noel.

0:49.5

It doesn't have an L in it.

0:51.0

Oh boy.

0:52.0

That's a real stinker.

0:54.0

I gotta tell you.

0:55.0

The central pillar in the room that is now completely crystallized begins to groan.

1:00.0

Sorry, did you say Billy crystallized?

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