Dungeons and Dabies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups.

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Welcome to the great Arkesh Cucking Show.

I'm your host, Ha-Ha-Wad.

Today, we're talking to you, the listener, you're on.

Hi, my name is Narnar.

I am about to do a pretty dank barbecue with like four dads

and their ugly, weird little children.

Oh, sex, sex, sex, sex.

And I'm wondering, sort of, how would you recommend

spicing them, flavoring them?

Like, I rubbed a little bit of butter on the metastasis,

but like, you could be a little pizzazz to it.

You need to use more butter.

I don't know how much you use, you want more.

No such thing has too much butter when it comes to humans.

Well, not to interrupt you, but it looks like they're kind of trying

to escape the cage that we built, which I'm a little bit worried about

because I feel like that might give them a soggy bottom,

not that dome shape that I'm sort of looking for.

What should I do about that?

Actually, no, you want them to run around and escape.

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