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🗓️ 28 April 2020
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The dads find themselves completely defenseless as an army of orcs close in around them.
This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, drug/alcohol use, violence towards children, and body horror.
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Ron Stampler is Beth May (@heybethmay)
Glenn Close is Freddie Wong (@fwong)
Theme song by Maxton Waller
Cover art by Alex Moore (@notanotheralex)
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0:00.0 | Dungeons and Datties is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. |
0:04.6 | Content warnings can be found in the episode description. |
0:21.0 | Tunkel Switch, old beans and dirty water, some guy spat in for eye-opening a rowa and taste. |
0:30.0 | Sun can take us home, the best part of waking up is Tunkel Switch spit in your cup. |
0:52.4 | Welcome to Dungeons and Datties. |
0:54.5 | Occasionally, a BDSM podcast now finally a D&D podcast, about four-dastard Marvel |
0:59.2 | flow into the forgotten realms and the quest to rescue their lost sons. |
1:02.2 | My name is Freddie Wong, I play Glenn Close, the rock and roll bard of the group. |
1:07.0 | This week's Glenn Fact, Glenn has his own line of custom boutique guitar pedals to get that |
1:14.5 | signature Glenn tone. And he's trademarked that with the US trademark office. He can get Glenn |
1:20.8 | tone. He's made 50 of them. He's sold zero of them because nobody gives a shit about |
1:27.0 | Christmas guitar tone. And for you guitar nerds, it's just a TSA, though, wait, he just rebranded |
1:32.2 | a TSA, though, wait and said that's Glenn tone. Typical. That's a real guitar nerdy one for all |
1:36.9 | you guitar nerds out there. Hey, it looks like a big broken panel of glass and it's called Glenn |
1:42.5 | Close's damages. It's actually all the pedals are based off of, yeah, Glenn Close, the famous actresses |
1:52.3 | career. So here's a question. Here's something we haven't gotten into. Does the other Glenn Close |
1:58.1 | exist in the world of Dungeons and Daddies? Yes, 100%. Okay. So you're Glenn Close to on IMDB, |
2:05.9 | and you're constantly trying to change up to one. No, he's a matter of IMDB. He doesn't have any |
2:11.0 | TV or film gigs. He's a musician, man. It doesn't matter. He has the 101 Dalmatians delay, |
2:16.6 | which repeats your tone 101 times, making it a totally unusable guitar pedal. Glenn Close |
2:23.4 | has sent him many cease and desist letters about his guitar effect because she's working on her |
2:27.6 | own line of guitar pedals and she's like, what the fuck? What the fuck, man? It would be so wild if |
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