Yesterday was Gay Pride Day.

For those of you who weren't paying attention or couldn't give a slice of a rat's backside,

well perhaps it's something better to do like picking the little pieces of sock fluff out from between your toes.

Gay Pride Day is a day when the more irritating sort of homosexuals strut around making a show of themselves,

which is pretty much like every other day except they all do it in one place so it ties up traffic.

Gay Pride Day is traditionally followed by Gay Sloth Day, Gay Envy Day, Gay Rath Day, and Gay Glutney Day

as gays around the country try to indulge in all seven of the deadly sins in hopes of bringing back the good old days

when they were regarded as wicked and fascinated, fascinating instead of just sort of annoying.

As Gay Pride organizer, Garellis von Self put it in an interview with a Barbie doll he stole from his sister when he was ten,

quote, it used to be, people considered Gay's sinful and that gave us the caches of being naughty and sort of forbidden.

Once we were more or less accepted, it turned out we were just a bunch of people who sleep with members of the same sex,

which when he come to think about it isn't even as interesting as sleeping with the opposite sex,

which can lead to all sorts of hilarious misunderstandings and complications, like a completely new human being coming out of your way.

For us it's just sex and then, you know, that's it. So we thought we'd have a parade, unquote.

In fact, the entire idea of Pride, when applied to a group of people like Gay Pride or Black Pride or Trans Pride,

not only has nothing to do with Pride, it has nothing to do with being gay or Black or Trans.

It's simply a way of roping people into the slavery of leftism by convincing them they're part of a victim group that needs government help,

and that they can only have pride in themselves by banding together and announcing they have pride in themselves,

which just by the way doesn't actually work. Organizers of the LGBT Pride parade in Los Angeles and Charlotte North Carolina

were at least honest enough to admit the leftism by making their parades about attacking Donald Trump,

the most openly pro gay person ever to be elected president. But the fact is, you can go walking around in black skin

or dress up and pretend you're the opposite sex or make out with your male friend until he regains consciousness and calls the police

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