Ep 327-Hetero Male Adoption

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 11.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Shane Lesner out here going winning the Gold Medal with a broken neck aka migraine. That's heart. That's dedication. That's playing for keeps. SMGDMFH You guys just don't get it, do you? Topix include: Shane's graine, Shane thinking he has covid, but is really just hungover, McCusker=autism, free peasantries, coins and war, greek rites of initiation, Gettysburg voice, and so much more Support the Dawgz @ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And we're live, dude.
0:04.0	Our audio sounds better than ever.
0:07.0	Shane, I mean, dude, a fantastic display of valor and courage with a migraine coming through or COVID-19.
0:16.6	No way. No we're not sure. No way. No shape, no how. True, you're right. I have been taking garlic. There's no chance. You've been taking
0:25.0	Vitamin D? Yeah, I've been doing about 40 minutes of cardio a week. Dude, combined.
0:32.0	That's, I mean... Dude combined.
0:37.0	That's I mean you're definitely a minute of cardio for every alcoholic beverage I have a week.
0:39.0	Perfect.
0:40.0	That's how you stay fit.
0:41.0	It's called equilibrium.
0:42.0	It's called staying humble. It's called Homeostasis. It's called being great. For sure, dude. I mean you're
0:47.1	definitely 40 minutes, 40 minutes of cardio. You're probably triggering
0:49.8	autophagy all threat your whole body, cellular death, and fucking coming back bringing in the new
0:54.4	exactly maybe the but you might be in too good of shape is why you got the
0:57.4	that could be what's going on you might be going through over training my diet
1:00.6	might be too strict and disciplined.
1:06.0	Classic signs of over training dude.
1:08.0	That's what you have right now.
1:09.0	Don't look at my fucking hair.
1:11.0	What are you talking about?
1:12.0	What would I do? What would I say about your hair?
1:15.0	I saw you staring, scoping me out.
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