Ep 326-Before and After

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Big Billy joins the squad and the whole damn thing devolves into a big game of gotcha. Just three bros having a goof on each other. We basically just get each other's goats for an hour.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This was a mistake.
0:02.0	Big Bill, baby.
0:04.0	We woke them up.
0:05.0	I need t-shirts that are large, but Excel sleeves.
0:08.0	Swear to God.
0:10.0	You think so?
0:11.0	Yeah, I think.
0:12.0	Let me see that.
0:13.0	Let me see that fine.
0:14.0	That's not bad, definition.
0:16.0	All natural.
0:17.0	I mean, I just woke up.
0:19.0	Are you talking about building your body a little?
0:22.0	Yeah, summer, 2021.
0:24.0	Are you going to get shredded?
0:26.0	You're going to get shredded?
0:27.0	You're going to dry out or what?
0:28.0	I'm going to dry out the whole nine, me and Shane.
0:30.0	You guys don't dry out?
0:32.0	Yeah, I'm drying out right now.
0:33.0	Shane's gonna get on the peloton.
0:35.0	I'm gonna get jacked. Dude, I'm telling you, it's the only move.
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