What's up everybody?

Welcome to the Mike Dolce show, the Ask the Dietician Edition.

And we have Professor Lindsay Howard in the house to answer your questions and honestly to class this joint up of it.

I've been known to ramble and scream and rant and not make sense at all, barely using the English language and I don't know any others.

He cleans this mess up for it. So, Lindsay, how are you today? Happy Monday. Happy Monday. I do what I can. You do what I can. Thank you. I appreciate that. It's funny. I see your coffee mug there. I was just, so I'm in the lab. My office is actually upstairs. And I'm with all the sports coaches. So the women's a cross coach is across from me going through a recruiting calendar,

just yelling out high schools in Jersey. And she's from upstate New York. Okay. So there's no idea any

of these towns in Jersey. And her assistance in there is like south, North, Beach. She's like, Tom's River? That's the beach? I'm like, come on. I yell across the hall. I'm like, you need to get up on your Jersey geography here. Where's she from? She's from like Syracuse, I think. Syracuse. That's Canada, technically, isn't it? Right? Yeah. She goes, hey, if you had a list towns in New York, you wouldn't know. I'm like, yeah, you're right.

What do you need to know? In New York, you need to know in New York City. You need to know the cat skills.

You need to know Long Island, you know, in general, just Long Island. Forget about the towns.

I'm going to Long Island. Yeah. You got Long Island yeah you got long island you got manhattan

and you got upstate yeah that's it that's done that's done fair enough yeah is she in the sports

department or the science science department she's uh the woman's lacrosse coach oh lacrosse okay

well she better know jersey because jersey's gonna get her. Bad ass girls running around here.

That's right.

With lacrosse sticks.

It's terrifying, actually.

I'm trapped.

What else do we got?

So the show today, we're going to, and Lindsay and I, you guys, we don't discuss what the show topics are going to be in general.

We might say, hey, next week we're going to talk about a topic, and that's what we do.

And one of those categories is today.

But usually I just aggregate all of your questions throughout the week in life, which I'm inundated by, and I appreciate that.

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