Coming up on this week's episode of Shagged Married Anoyed.

I had to make a late night trip to Asda.

I'm going to be giving you all the hen-do gossip.

What happens on the hen?

Straight on the pod.

There it is.

We've got questions from the public about prison contraband.

I make Chris do a rap which he doesn't enjoy but it's genuinely really impressive.

You do make me do a rap.

It's really impressive. You do make me do a wrap. It's really good.

It's nice that my little silliness that you're a big fan of it. I am. All that and the usual shit coming up on this week, Shagmired annoyed. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadu, bah. This episode is

sponsored by Aldi, where you can find everything you need this Father's Day. Right, Father's Day is coming up. Ah, one of my favourite days of the year,

spending the day with the kids while knowing

that the entire day is all about me.

Yes, well, I'm going to treat you

and cook up one of your favourite dinners.

Oh, no way, right? So, I'm getting, right?

I'm getting the specially selected Aldi Wagyu sirloin

or is it the XXL burger kit with that cheese and the sauce

that I absolutely love. Rosie, me mouth's water and just think about it.

Well, it sounds like I should be getting the burger kit. Oh, I might even treat you to the

specially selected golden rum, which is new for Father's Day this year. Yeah. And as well,

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