Hey everyone, thanks for tuning in to Power Athlete Radio.

If you have kids, our thinking of having kids are currently a child or ever were a child yourself, this week's episode is for you.

John Luke and Tex talk setting up your Wii ones for success in every possible way, from optimizing their school enrollment to ensuring that they don't become promiscuous little assholes disgracing the family name. As Luke and Tex do their best to science the shit out of parenting, the actual current father imparts wisdom

that could only come from his experience. John acknowledges that planning for every possible

scenario is a good exercise, but that simply being involved, being present and connected,

is the basis for tackling most challenges as a parent. John says, above all else, make sure that your relationship with your SIGO is rock solid.

It's up to you and your partner to hold the company line against those tiny, little adorable

tyrants.

Here it is, episode 320.

Smoking, going down the road road And every road I rode

It's like when I'm like, I'm going to find out of iPhone, I'm like, I'm going to I'm like, I'm I hate just a joke. I don't believe that at all.

It's like when Callie was running like the first version of iPhone, I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to have a potion nine or ten? She's like, oh, I can't get it. So she threw her phone away and got a new one, as is tradition. Yeah, updates. Nope, throw it away. Update my phone. Just get a new one. classic Callie.

I guess, is it time let's do it tone loke

don't know that's uh wow thing oh whatever it's all one song whatever whatever happened at tonloak uh He's still... He was an actor. So when you... I actually pulled him up and saw his face. I'm like, man, that guy's in movies. He was in Ace Ventura. He's the buddy cop. Yeah, yeah. You know, he performs all the time at the Indian reservations all around Southern California. They'll be like, Tone bloke. Yeah, all the time. remember driving, like, out in the A.E. And you'd see on, like, the Pichango Indian Reservation, like, marquee on the road, it'd be like, tone loke playing tonight. Do you want, hear something funny? I'm going to a bachelor party this weekend in Montreal. And we are booked at a pool party featuring Shaggy. Shaggy? Yes. It wasn't me. That guy. So this is the style of... Yeah, no, I know Shaggy. Oh, yeah. I mean, who doesn't know Shaggy? I mean, we worship his whole collection. I was thinking of Afro-Man for a little bit, and Afro-Man and us have a mutual acquaintance who deserves to burn in hell. Who is that? You don't remember who? Yeah, no, I remember that went to high school. Oh, that's right. The catfish went to high school with Afro-Man. Burn in hell. Oh, wow. Right? Yeah. You know what? I'll tell you this. Revenge is a dish best served cult. Colt. And we will have the opportunity to get back

when we at the catfish one. By living a good life. For the listeners, there's one

evasive little slimy catfish out there that's really going to get fucked one day.

Oh, it's aggressive. It's going to be cold. And you know who's going to do it? That damn penguin,

that's who. Uh, you know, let's talk about Premier Penguin, ing, ing. Seriously. This guy keeps on tagging me and, like, laughing at my expense. I don't appreciate it. I don't know this guy. I prefer to know people that are making fun of me. Let me tell you, he's taken a, what's the word? word uh liking a per like he's really picking uh like

gone all in on picking a bone with techs seriously mm-hmm that's that's it's not so much you it's

mostly your shoes is from what i can gather on the account so it must be you power athlete nation

well uh if luke is wasting all of his time photoshopping Premier Penguin,

Inging, Ing, Ng, Ng, and not getting this new website and all this other stuff,

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