It's the come town Christmas spectacular. It's December. Shut the fuck up. It's I don't interrupt me. What the fuck is your problem?

That you can't just let me know I just start talking immediately. You're gonna talk over me. I

Don't understand what the fucking problem is that I can't get two words out of my mouth before you immediately start talking. I thought you were done. I

Why was I?

Said one you know the name of the podcast. I said shut the fuck up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up and wait. Just count on your head. Literally count five seconds and feel how long

All right, feel how long five seconds of silence probably is to you. It's okay. Count it right now. Yeah, count out five seconds in your head.

You see how long this is you see how much talking I can do before you've interrupted me. That's how long it is.

Okay, I mean that's all it would have taken is fucking is just five seconds to get some kind of context or understanding of where the conversation is going or what's going to I could have had a bit prepared. I don't but I could have.

I fucking totally could add a thing I was going into. I mean Jesus Christ dude like I'm you know it's funny because people listen to show and I'm the one that gets

Insulted for being you know autistic or whatever. Yeah, yeah, which you know it's probably true. Yeah, I probably am you know

But at least I can understand fucking social cues. What's your excuse? You just rude me? Yeah, you're just a fucking rude person. Are you in a bad mood right now?

I'm actually in a pretty good mood because I've decided I'm going to buy PlayStation. Was that a big announcement that I was hopefully we could you know

Get to in a fun way

Well, no now I've blown the surprise for everybody. That was the first 20 minutes of the pipe. We were gonna tease it. Yeah

Going into the first break. This is the Christmas spectacular. We got a couple plugs to do up front as long time listeners know

I don't like the brag about it, but I am a tier one

You know black ops operator. I was in I know I'm in first responder. I was there in the towers seeking out

You know muzzles and terrorists and survived the crash and eliminating them a tactical

close quarters tactical combat and

The thing that keeps my hands warm, you know while I'm yeah

Pulling the life directly out of the lungs and souls of Iraqi children, right is north face

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