Ep. 31 – The Birthday Bitch

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

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🗓️ 14 December 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It's my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I'm old now, and I'm sick. And children have to respect me. And I'm allowed to be racist now because I'm old and I beat the Nazis.

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0:00.0	Is the music picking up?
0:01.4	It is.
0:01.9	Yeah, but it would make it better.
0:03.2	It doesn't matter.
0:03.9	Guys, I don't know if the music's picking up on the background or not, but celebrate is playing.
0:10.2	Celebrations.
0:12.8	Um, why are we celebrating, Mick?
0:16.1	I heard your complaints about the audio quality the last, last couple episodes.
0:21.8	So as a special treat, we're doing this one in the basement of Caroline's.
0:26.1	Well, music is playing and there's some kind of weird resonance on one of the mics from a cell phone.
0:34.4	Bitch ass.
0:35.2	Yeah, it is, it is my birthday.
0:37.2	This is a birthday spectacular.
0:39.4	Yeah, happy birthday, Nick.
0:41.0	Happy birthday, bitch.
0:42.0	Thanks.
0:42.5	I'm fucking old now.
0:43.6	Birthday bitch.
0:45.0	I'm fucking old.
0:45.8	Birthday bitch.
0:46.6	Adam's still the oldest one on the show.
0:48.8	Really?
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