You've been holding out.

What are you talking about?

You've been holding out on me.

And...

What do you talk?

I thought I knew my wife.

But you, my wife, maybe I don't know.

What do you, what?

The last two nights, you have, I feel vulnerable.

Why?

Sleeping in that bed with you, I feel vulnerable.

Why?

Because the things you've been doing to me inside of that bed.

Now, this is such a different conversation than what we usually discuss.

Hey, man, it's a different different situation.

Mm-hmm. You, you, you, for the last seven years we've been doing this podcast, and I've been

throwing out hints, you know, subtle hints. It's been a little over seven years, but.

Oh, okay, whatever. Anyway, subtle hints about how, you know, I would like to receive you in the bed. And, you know, for most of those seven years, you act like you didn't hear me. But the last two days, boy, you heard loud and clear. You got what I was putting down.

And then you put it on me.

I was about to say, who was doing the pudding?

No, you did all the pudding.

I'm talking about you got what I was saying.

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