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Slack.com slash DHQ. With President Trump visiting the Middle East, we

hear at the Andrew Klaven show thought it would be interesting to compare Trump's Middle

East trip with that of the last President, what's his name? Obama, right? Sorry, it's

hard to remember now that his legacy has been dumped like kitty litter into the deodorized

trash bag of history. So where was I? All right, comparing Trump's trip to President

Pajamas. When President Osama traveled to the Middle East in June of 2009, he bowed so

low to the rulers there, it looked as if he were engaging in some sort of submissive

sexual act. Journalists trying to explain away the president's faunting civility and

the presence of tyrants twisted themselves into complex positions that actually were

submissive sexual acts. So the entire visit looked something like a daisy chain on a

sadomasochistic point site. And not that I've ever been on as sadomasochistic point

site. But I've heard about it. Conversely, at the start of Trump's trip, an image of

the president's several stories high was projected on the front of palaces where obscenely wealthy

oligarchs live in garish luxury. Trump then left Marlago and headed for Saudi Arabia. When

President Bahama gave his famous speech in Cairo, Egypt, he apologized for American

arrogance saying, quote, I am so, so sorry that we thoughtlessly built our World Trade

Center in the exact spot where devout Muslims were trying to fly their hijack jets. It

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