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Slack.com slash DHQ. Feminist millennials are now marrying themselves. Yes, a re-bob or

Bobette. It's a new feminist trend in which lonely, bitter women who have wasted their

lives on careers instead of relationships dress up in white and invite friends to a ceremony

in which they commit themselves to live in holy matrimony with themselves. The process

is called salogamy. From the Latin word meaning more pathetic than the human heart can bear,

yet strangely comical in a cruel sort of way. A website dedicated to self-marriage is selling

a kit for $230 that offers help planning your own self-wedding ceremony, as well as

self-wedding rings, daily affirmation cards, and of course personalized engraved suicide

notes. The website's founder, JP Smarmi, says quote,

if I can make a few bucks off the wasted lives in misery of feminists who found out too

late that everything they believe in is wrong, well, sign me up. At one recent salogamy

ceremony, newly self-married feminists Susan Screamy offered a toast to the assembled guests

who included her broken alcoholic mother, several stuffed animals, and a book about Disney

princesses she hides under her mattress and only takes out at night. Mrs Screamy, formerly

Miss Screamy, said in her toast quote, thanks to feminism I have never had a deeper or

more important relationship than the one I have with myself, and I am so happy that myself

and I finally overcame our fears and decided to get married. It's true that myself and

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