Ep 314 – Infant General Conference – Oct 2016

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

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🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It’s time for Infant General Conference again. You know the drill.

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0:00.0	It's infant general conference again.
0:06.0	All right everybody let's get ready we're about to start.
0:09.0	President Monson, are you tweaking?
0:11.0	He's tweeting who gave him his phone?
0:13.0	All right, everybody sit down.
0:15.0	Oh, I love this chair so much.
0:18.0	It's time to put on neckties,
0:20.0	a diaper spiky nice.
0:22.0	It's time to mock God sleepers. neckties, a club diapers might be nice.
0:23.0	It's time to mock God's leader in the general conference.
0:27.0	Time to rebuke up off dates and feminists and gays.
0:31.0	The world is very scary to a general conference.
0:35.0	Why do I always come here?
0:37.0	I guess we'll never know.
0:39.0	It's inner and out of darkness.
0:41.0	To watch this hot air flow.
0:45.0	So now throw in your earbuds,
0:47.0	keep both hands on the wheel.
0:49.0	And now let's get these started.
0:51.0	All right, I'll get me started.
0:53.0	That Ballard guy just parted.
0:55.0	A Bly rose and teapril,
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