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Ep 312. The one with the Lumo Train, jeans shopping and some painting at Blenheim

Older and Wider Podcast

Older and Wider Podcast

Comedy

4.71.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This week Jenny and Judith discuss Lumo trains, barrel jeans and painting at Blenheim Palace. They share what they have learnt this week and have a very special announcement! All this plus a big heap of culture and some wonderful emails from the Owls.


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0:00.0

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0:29.5

Lead up music. Oh, it is. That was loud in my ears, Judith. Loud in my ears. Now, good morning to you. Good morning. Good morning to you, my friend. Good morning to Daisy, our other friend. My other time. Back from holidays. What did she say to us? She said it was, what did she say? What was it? Daisy, how did you describe your holiday? I think I said it was glorious. No, you said it was exquisitely beautiful or something like that. Exquisitely beautiful. Something really, really. It was quite a hyperbole. It was quite a big compliment for a holiday. That's good, isn't it? Because normally, holidays are quite shitting bits. And you come back and say, it's fine. It was absolutely fine. We had some big days. We had some bad days. We had some absolutely fucking appalling days. But you said it was absolutely blissful. Now, I mean, let me just say the weather was blissful. There was, relationships were not so blissful.

1:29.5

So it was like, you know, there was the odd argument, but the weather was wonderful.

1:34.1

Yeah, you can forgive anybody in good weather, can't be.

1:36.7

You really can.

1:37.5

It makes life much easier.

1:38.6

But you do have a teenager in the mix nowadays, see, and you do have to factor that in.

2:02.8

I find teenagers easier than men in their 40s. So there you go. But he doesn't listen to this podcast, so I'm fine. Oh, you're safe. You're fine. You're fine. He's love him very much. You love him very much. You love him very much. And that's all, everybody's, it's all fine all fine now then i want to check up on something before we go any further actually jennie a claire because i know where you're sitting

2:07.3

i know exactly where you're sitting and this time last week i was sitting in that chair i want to know

2:12.9

whether you have cleaned your keypad no i thought oh for fuck's thought, right, and that's going to wait until she comes back. What I have done, and I did, I caught myself doing it, and I thought this is not the way to clean. I've got, what I have is I'm doing the recording this pod on my laptop and I opened that screen at fucking filthy I could barely see through it.

2:35.6

It was like, you know, you know those derelict shops and you try and see through

2:40.0

things like that.

2:41.8

I found myself spitting on a handkerchief.

2:44.6

Oh, that's another thing.

2:47.5

That's a nana, isn't it?

2:48.9

Yeah, I gave a little wipe down with a spitty hanky. So there you go.

2:53.4

Well, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to know, Jenny, that you've got at least a bloody wet wipe over that keypad, okay?

3:01.5

Well, I might just text you at 3am saying, I've done it. They're spiteful for you. Now, um, you travelled a lot. You're in Cornwall now and I hear the weather's good. The weather's gorgeous, looking at the balcony. Absolutely lovely turquoise. See? Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's kind of changeable. It's fair. It's shit here. Can I just tell you? It's just when we woke up to rain.

3:24.7

Yeah, it's a bit shit in London. But you know, you have to get on with it. And you also, I mean, you've been on the travels. You came to my house last week. You slagged off my keyboard. And then you went to Newcastle to see your friend Jill. I've been all over the place. I went up to Newcastle after you.

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