There we go. A nice firm start, Judith. I can't find a lip-sill. I know and I'm not going to help you.

Quite a disgrace. I'm not helping you because you have been in my house now for almost 24 hours and I have accommodated you enough.

You've been the hostess with the mostest. I've thwarted your expectations. Haven't I've really, really have.

A place is clean.

Well, you know when you arrived.

You arrived just as the cleaner was leaving.

Well, that was very good timing on your part and mine.

And I said to Lucy, who helps us out, I said, Lucy, forget our studies this week.

Because Judith won't be going in there.

I'll have a tidy around the top room because my friend Judith will be up there. And she's a nosy difficult cow. And she's a nosy difficult cow. Yeah. And what, talking of nosy difficult cow,

what did I find you doing within half an hour of landing in SC5? What were you doing?

I can't understand how you can live with that fucking fridge. I was taking a photograph of your

fridge and the clutter. There is, I don't know how you live with all the clutter. There's piles

of clutter everywhere. It's a full fridge. I want to share it with the owls, but I don't

know whether you're going to let me. Well, I think it would be, I think if you're going to do that, I beg to be able to take a photograph of the sweet you stayed in last night.

Which I wasn't expecting you to see.

It was okay. There was a knicker or two about.

Some very unpleasant pop socks actually on the floor.

There's yours. No one else wears pop socks. You must be joking.

Well, they're genuinely, what were they? What were they?

What were they?

What they're called actually? Socks? No, no, they are, you know they're those horrible popsocky

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