Ep. 31. The Crystal Kingdom - Chapter Three

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 14 January 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Having survived an encounter with their deadliest foe yet, our heroes take a moment to reflect on some of Faerun's most prodigious scientific achievements. Later, the trio is forced into a deadly test of intellect, and you can probably guess how well that goes. Merle does some pest control. Magnus makes a token of friendship. Taako enjoys some "Taako time."

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0:00.0	Previously on the adventure zone Lucas. He's gone too far
0:03.7	He's found a grand relic and has apparently been
0:07.9	Experimenting with it behind our backs all of these crystal shards are flying together and sort of self-forming to create
0:16.1	Crystal golem. I am casting guardian of faith and I say it looks like Dela Reese. Fuck yes
0:23.1	Yeah, Dela Reese just stabs this right through the old chest as you move into the airlock
0:27.7	It is not crystallized the hatch closes behind you and you hear a hissing sound there's some
0:34.4	Some snake smoke in the room and then the chambers full of snakes you drown in snakes
0:39.9	You drown in snakes you see a sign that says the magical world of elevators
0:46.1	Really yeah, Gryven's really sticking it to the people who say he's not one of elevators. Yeah
0:53.7	Hell yes he is elevators are sweet
0:57.1	Anybody who says differently can take our hike to the adventure zone
1:28.0	So the three of you are after
1:38.4	Surviving a pretty thrilling Dela Reese-based climax and
1:44.6	Yeah, that was a pretty troubling
1:46.8	Trouble some sentence that I just said you find yourself in the magical world of elevators something of a museum
1:53.6	dedicated to the
1:58.0	Elevator based achievements of the Miller family got it
2:01.7	Gryven before we go on I want to do something that I should have thought of last episode
2:05.9	Okay, while covering the pendant let's me talk to what's his face? What's a hüji?
2:12.6	Lucas. Yeah, I want to contact Angus
2:15.3	Okay, and see what he knows about the philosopher's stone
2:18.5	Okay, all right. Yeah, just put in his put in his codec number
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