Ep 307: I'm Dating Barron Trump

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, we talk about: a brother getting cut off for creating a biohazard area, a husband who won't stop talking like a baby, a listener that accidentally had to say I love you to a boyfriend, a guy who HATES his wife's breast reduction, and a mom getting duped into thinking she's dating Baron Trump. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: ⁠https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine⁠ Edited by: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠ ⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠ Want fun and cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Judgies Merch is Available HERE! ⁠https://judgiespod.myspreadshop.com/⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:31 Biohazard Brother 21:39 Toddler Husband 37:14 Break 37:22 CJ: The Draft 55:07 LS Sound 57:20 LS Story 1:02:27 Husband Hates Reduction 1:11:01 Dating Barron Trump 1:17:20 Outro Story Links: AITAH for cutting my brother off forever after he turned my house into a biohazard? DELETED AITA for leaving my husband in the grocery store because he started acting like a toddler? I Hate My Wife's Breast Reduction My mother is convinced she’s dating Barron Trump Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't know about you, but I like keeping my money where I can see it.
0:04.8	Unfortunately, traditional big wireless carriers also seem to like keeping my money too.
0:10.3	And after years of overpaying for wireless, I finally have gotten fed up with these crazy high bills,
0:16.8	these bogus fees, and the free perks that actually end up just costing me more in the long run.
0:22.9	Christian, you should switch to Mint Mobile.
0:25.7	You should stop overpaying for wireless just because that's how it's always been.
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0:36.2	All plans come with high-speed data
0:38.0	and unlimited talk and text delivered on the nation's largest 5G network. But what if I want to
0:43.0	bring my own phone and number? Sure. Josh, you're in luck. They do that? Of course. Okay, but I bet
0:49.7	they can't activate my e-sim in just minutes and have me to start saving immediately.
0:54.4	Joshua.
0:55.4	Of course they do.
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1:00.6	Oh, I hate hassle.
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