Ep 306: The Judgies Celebrate FOUR-TENNY

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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In this episode, we talk about: a roommate that can't control their pregnancy cravings, an entire family accidentally eats cannabutter, wife can't believe I dated a poor person, a listener tells us their stoner stories, and for this week's circle Jerdge we read some Low Stake Conspiracy Theories. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine Edited by: https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking https://twitter.com/currentlyblink https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking Want fun and cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Judgies Merch is Available HERE! https://judgiespod.myspreadshop.com/ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 5:10 Roommate's Baby 14:26 Family Ate My Butter 37:30 Break 37:38 CJ: Low Stakes Conspiracy 54:21 LS Sound 57:07 LS Story 1:07:15 Old GF Too Poor 1:15:21 Outro Story Links: AITAH for saying I don’t give a frick about my roommates baby https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1sdajlw/aitah_for_saying_i_dont_give_a_fuck_about_my/ MY ENTIRE FAMILY JUST ATE MY CANNABUTTER WHAT DO i DO?? https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/59k5go/my_entire_family_just_ate_my_cannabutter_what_do/ My (M33) wife (F28) cannot accept that I dated a, on what she calls a "low class" woman (F30) https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1scxgxm/my_m33_wife_f28_cannot_accept_that_i_dated_a_on/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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