You know, with our country so divided, it's very important that we all try to understand one another.

Leftists need to learn to listen to conservatives without putting on masks and assaulting innocent

people with sticks, while shrieking meaningless slogans about how oppressive it is to be attending

an American university on the public's dime. Conservatives need to stop laughing so loudly at the

left's absurd blithering and really take the time to hear what they're saying before contradicting

them with the facts. To help both sides communicate in the spirit that made this country great before

left is dragged it down, it's important to understand how the different sides use language.

The right uses words in an attempt to describe reality and express cogent approaches to governance

that will regulate human behavior with his little curtailment of freedom as possible. The left uses

words as bright, shiny play things that float like bubbles on the breezes of whimsy and then burst

into sprinkling remnants of whining stupidity on the drifting currents of oceanic ignorance.

So in an attempt to bring our nation together, allow me to explain how the left uses some common

phrases to try to lie and steal other people's money. From time to time you may have heard feminist

left-wingers use the phrase that sexist. So for instance, if you point out that men may naturally

be better at some activities than women, or that there is no gender pay gap once you factor in the

different jobs men and women do, a feminist might respond by saying that sexist in a horse screechy

voice while wearing a ridiculous pink hat and endlessly referring to her sexual organs which

believe me, no one is interested in anyway. That sexist is a feminist phrase meaning yes,

that's true, but I don't like it, so please lie to me. You might respond by adding some lies to

your facts, saying things like men are naturally better at science, but no, that dress doesn't make you

look fat. Another phrase leftists love to use is that's racist. This phrase when used by a leftist

means what you are saying makes complete sense and I can't think of an argument to counter it.

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