The hundredth day of the Trump administration is fast approaching, and that means it will

have been a hundred days since Donald Trump took office and that the first hundred days

of his administration will be over and the word a hundred will be said many times, maybe

even a hundred.

President Trump made many promises about what he would accomplish in this period.

He promised to repeal Obamacare, lower taxes, wipe out ISIS, get in a couple of rounds

of golf, draw a funny mustache on the White House portrait of Barack Obama, install a cable

service on Mars so he can continue to watch Fox and Friends even after the North Koreans

make Earth uninhabitable.

And of course, issue new uniforms for NATO leaders modeled on those in the final scene

of the music man.

Now, some slimy elite newsworms in the mainstream media are complaining that with the exception

of the golf and drawing the funny mustache on Obamacare portrait, Trump has not fulfilled

his promises in his first hundred days, which are so very urgent because those hundred

days have the word hundred in them, which is urgent because it's a hundred.

On the other side, true freedom-loving Americans point out that Donald Trump has elevated

a constitutionalist to the Supreme Court and that the Obama mustache was kind of a hoot

just saying.

Now, to be fair to both sides except for the mainstream media, because I mean, fah!

Let's examine the true Trump accomplishments.

In his first hundred days, Donald Trump has succeeded in not appointing a Supreme Court

Justice who would destroy the First Amendment in order to get back at those nasty citizens

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