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Slack.com slash DHQ. Thousands upon thousands of irritating buffoons with nothing better

to do took to the streets over the weekend to march for science. Many of these pro-science

marchers are people who believe that if a man puts on a dress and gets breast implants,

he magically becomes a woman. And that is perfectly fine to kill an unborn baby until

a blue fairy sprinkles it with sparkly light and turns it into a real boy. Maybe that's

Pinocchio. It's all very confusing. So, if the people marching for science are so incredibly

irrational and idiotic and unattractive and loud and irrational and unattractive, then what

is this science they're marching for? And why are they also stupid? I think I can explain.

You see, these people aren't marching for science. They're marching for science. Science

is a technique for understanding the material world through observation and experiment. Like,

when you mix baking soda and vinegar and a test tube and then put a cork in the test tube

and the mixture bubbles up and forces the cork to shoot across the room and hit your little

sister in the forehead. That's real science and not only can it be useful for making

electric skateboards and curing cancer, but it's also absolutely hilarious when your little

sister goes staggering backwards and falls into the laundry hamper. Especially if you

can get out of the house before your mom smacks you cross-eyed as you obviously deserve.

But the science, the march for science marchers are marching for is not that science, but

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