Ep. 3 - wow we are really in the sauce
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🗓️ 21 July 2021
⏱️ 96 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I'm not a paper. Well, I'm, and I'm rolling, um, also paper. Oh, come on. Come on. It's my paper. Hey, we're rolling in paper now. Welcome back to the yard. We got a sponsor. |
| 0:24.0 | It's actually not paper. That's the funny part because it's digital. The beauty of, of crypto currency. Yeah, uh, we, this episode of the yard episode three is brought to you by coin base. |
| 0:35.0 | So, you know, our job here at this podcast was to just make one million dollars each. It's literally what we're doing this for a day a day. And once that happens, we're done. So once that happens, we make a yard coin. |
| 0:48.0 | I can't wait to sell yard coin at home depot for 5% off gardening tools. It feels weird sometimes because like mango has a coin. Does he still have that? Yeah, he just got it. He just got it. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, I heard Hugo made like 10 rack off of his clients. He made juicy money. No, that's what happened. So like hugs is, you know, like 200 viewer Andy. Yeah. And mango is the biggest mass streamer. He hears hugs gets 10k month. He's like, I want that. |
| 1:18.0 | The average is like 97 viewers a stream. So if if mango does the same thing, you know, transit of property is going to make at least, you know, 50k. Maybe it was kind of on his shit. He's like the other patreon now. Yeah, I was. Yeah, he's he's going for his bread. Without Tafo, he had no clue. Yeah, he like just figured it out. It's funny because he's always like my goals to be a millionaire. And I'm always like, you should have done this. So like. |
| 1:39.0 | You start so much money. I replied to him once. I was like, get your shit in like a 401k or like an index fund. And then stands backed me up. And then mango just said, shut up with that white guy. Yeah, I don't understand just why people shit. Yeah, I love it. I love the idea of seeing mangoes like mint app. And it's like, you have an unusual amount of spending on make a low bull truck this month. |
| 2:03.0 | It's so funny. He's like, he's like, I think I spent one last month. It'll be like, I want to be a millionaire. And then in the same vein gamble away 10,000 online. And there's 2,000 of me in burial cart. But he's kind of like Anthony. He just wants to feel something. And sometimes money can provide that you can win, though, when you gamble. Yeah, you can. I was watching train wrecks today. Train wrecked TV. Dude, it was crazy. He's back at it. Dude, you know, you know why I clicked? You know, I clicked on his fucking. I don't even follow him. It was in my suggested. And I clicked because the stream |
| 2:33.0 | title said 2.5 M down. Oh my. And I'm like, well, I got to watch this. That's like a title of like a room scape streamer who lost it in GP. And I'm like, holy shit. Yeah, that was crazy. It's funny because I think he's so concerned about the criticisms that he's always like, I just so you know, like I gamble offline too. Like I love this. And I feel like he gambles more now so that it like comes off better. That's so funny to be like, hey guys, hey everyone roasting me. I do this offline. |
| 3:02.9 | It's like sad, horrible thing. I do it alone with no one's watching. So jokes on you. It makes it better. I suppose I've been tuning in more consistently because I'm super jealous of that new apartment. Like that's that's like my dream. It is so beautiful. Imagine it's a green screen. I haven't seen it. What is it? |
| 3:17.9 | It has like a Vancouver pen house that overlooks the the water. You see like the entire like river. I don't know what the hell it is. It's it's a city behind it. It's not a river. |
| 3:29.2 | It's the most beautiful apartment view I've ever seen his four sweet Canadian roommate or housemates who live in the apartment next to him. Yeah, who out of here. I'm just like book, book, book, book, book, book, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 3:40.2 | Wow. Come on. Wow. Come on. Come on. Like three. Yeah. What do you door dashes? He's like, he asked the guy. He's like, hey, all right. I'm gonna flip this coin for three times. If it lands on seven each time, I get half off. All right. You're down with that. If I lose, I pay you triple. Are you good with that? |
| 3:57.2 | And he's wild. Wild. Fuck you. You know, it's fuck me. I'm gonna door dash. Here you go. On the topic of mango. Congratulations to see ninth very young. |
| 4:08.2 | Yeah. Smash summit. Arguably one of the best melee sets of all time. Yeah. We were going off in the venue. Holy shit. Smash got a little baby bump there. I mean, it got 115 K viewers, which I think is close to the most. Yeah. This is like the highest. It's been since |
| 4:26.2 | the, the genesis after ultimate came out. So I guess like 20, which was 20, 1900, 10, your thousand. By the way, really crazy. Really. I still did really well. Um, yeah, this is the most friendly summit. Also, you said baby bump, which is a term used when someone is pregnant. |
| 4:42.2 | Yeah. So you're saying someone impregnated melee. No, I mean a bump. That's a smaller bump. Like it's a baby. It was mango to say mango and pregnant. I'm saying it's a baby bump. Like a little bump. It's a baby sized bump. |
| 4:52.2 | It's just a bump. It's like the viewership. You just say that. Okay. People almost calls me out today. I was pointing because I have a painting of myself in the house. And I went. It's my portmanteau. And he was like, that doesn't mean that it literally doesn't grill. |
| 5:06.2 | It's a combination of two words. It's a combination of two words. But you kind of got what I meant, though. No, I didn't. To be clear, I don't know what you mean. I have a communications degree and an English degree. And they're separate. Yeah, you can hardly do either. |
| 5:17.2 | Okay, here also I'll have a painting of yourself in your home and we're breezing over that. Isn't it kind of cool, though? |
| 5:23.2 | The only painting of all of this. The only the only pass on this is that you didn't get it for yourself. And that's the only way. |
| 5:31.2 | Just old cutie a couple times. You did leave it on one. Who holds art context for him. He reminds me of like a of like the old wealthy guy who owns the big house and like a Scooby-Doo episode. |
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