Ep. 2 - faith ain't numbers
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🗓️ 14 July 2021
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:14.0 | Do you hate that bit? |
| 0:17.3 | It's a terrible bit. It's not a bit bro. I'm fucking I'm out here. I hate a lot of things you do |
| 0:23.2 | Yeah, all right top 20. Yeah, good. I'll give you my top three. All right fine. How |
| 0:28.7 | 40 he varts in front of you in enclosed areas specifically look you in the |
| 0:34.3 | I think I think you can't just say far right cuz like he doesn't just fart. It's it's a different thing |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah, what do I do when slime when slime opens up that fucking sweet sweet hole of his it's like a a |
| 0:46.7 | Sonnet comes out. Yeah, I'm like your high school track run are going for a PB every time |
| 0:52.9 | I am remember remember when you were like we I don't go get bagels unless you fucking fart right now |
| 0:57.9 | And I look you you're fucking eyeball and I did it. You know the difference between me and you |
| 1:02.6 | My goal is to make the world laugh your goal is to make yourself that's not true because so many of your jokes are rooted in pranking |
| 1:09.6 | No, I some I sum this up better once I said everything slime does is for a studio audience that doesn't exist |
| 1:14.9 | That's right. So it's no |
| 1:17.7 | For the idea of a group of people who would laugh because they would find it funny, but they don't exist |
| 1:22.1 | So it's for himself. No, but if they didn't exist in my head |
| 1:25.4 | I wouldn't do it, but if it was a sketch or like a sitcom |
| 1:29.0 | They would be laugh. Are we just saying he skits a Friday. I don't get what's going on here. Yeah |
| 1:34.1 | Well, let's go back to how how you're batting average of clearing out rooms with your flatulence is very high |
| 1:41.5 | I do love when you leave like because I farted so bad |
| 1:45.1 | You're like I love when you do you really I get because the room we spend the most time in is not well ventilated |
| 1:50.5 | Yeah, it's really stuffy. We're sitting in our fucking office and you just let you know |
| 1:55.3 | Let one rip that lasts a full eight seconds, and then you leave and you're like proud of it and then either I |
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