Ep. 3 - This is very serious

Sweet Boys

The Roost

Comedy

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Welcome to episode three of Sweet Boys! In this episode we drink way too much coffee (as always) discuss why we’re friends, Garrett’s new place, why you don’t need to earn everyone’s respect, reasons to not chase money and social media fame, why Garrett once quit a job after just three hours and the college class that Andrew quit in 3 minutes, the importance of good energy and proper vibes, why a supermodel would leave her husband for Andrew, what’s gonna happen to Garrett’s tiny house, why Andrew is over dating apps, the greatest concert Garrett has ever seen, why people think Garrett is a mess and how he protects himself, what Andrew could not stand in school and one of the worst experiences Garrett ever had in high school, the cruel games our teachers played, what being “cool” actually means, the spooky side of the podcast, the importance and thrill of Youtube comments, why Dumbledore is the wisest and of course there is a holiday guided meditation for relaxing. Enjoy and THANK YOU! You’re part of our OG subscribers and listeners and we cannot wait to continue this journey with you! Get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code SWEETBOYS! Go to http://expressvpn.com/sweetboys and you can get an extra 3 months of ExpressVPN for free! WATCH or LISTEN to “Sweet Boys” every Wednesday!

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0:00.0	Though the Beat of the
0:00.6	You're here, looks great.
0:30.2	Sweet boys episode three coming at your live but not live live from Los Angeles
0:35.5	California. Los Angeles California sweet sweet sweet boys.
0:38.7	I think sweet in the west coast.
0:40.7	Sandra you have the most wonderful wave in your hair. You know I've always wanted that.
0:44.6	I always wish I had a delicate wave in my hair. Well thanks. My hair is very thick.
0:49.3	Your hair, I've got really thick hair too but I don't have a delicate wave and you know
0:53.2	people don't you always want what people always want what they don't have.
0:56.8	That's the root of suffering right there man. Yeah, you know it really.
1:01.5	That's a come. Getting really heavy. You know I'm gonna talk about that a little bit right now.
1:07.2	It's true though. I'd like to start and say that I've spilled coffee all over myself.
1:10.3	No everyone's gonna make fun of me and think that I'm a mess for that reason and only that reason.
1:14.6	Where did you spill it? Over my jacket but that's why I wear brown jacket because I'm always
1:18.4	spilling coffee on myself. You could never tell if you wear brown jacket. So we're coming
1:21.9	natural live if you're watching this in the daytime. I don't know if anybody can tell a comment down
1:26.7	below whether you like the daytime vibes or the nighttime. It's a subtle difference that probably
1:32.3	is almost unnoticeable to most but in the audio listeners probably can't tell a difference.
1:36.8	Maybe they can hear the moon slightly during the nighttime. Oh that's sick. If the moon is sizzling
1:41.2	on the windows right now. Well that was cool. The moon would make a sound like this.
1:47.1	I don't think your microphones even picking that up. Wait.
1:49.4	It's like, yeah that's not a good moon sound. Both got our coffees, Andrews got his non-coffee.
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