Ep. 2 - This whole thing was a mistake

Sweet Boys

The Roost

Comedy

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we drink way too much coffee, respond to opinions about our podcast, discuss our reputations in high school, Garrett reveals the only thing that matters in the world (spoiler it is fried cheese), Andrew has a meltdown over sauces, we argue over the majestic brilliance of a certain holiday cake with a bad reputation, Garrett reveals his dark side, we reveal our plans to launch a multi-million dollar coffee mug empire, we divulge the greatest emojis and discuss our greatest pet peeves. Andrew reveals what would make him breakup with ANY girl. We explain how a fruit fly could easily end The Rock’s career, we dive into our past with Vine, how Garrett helped birth Will.I.am and also why he got slapped in the face by a certain famous Viner. We reveal Garrett’s Animal Crossing obsession, and how it helped LaurDIY create an agricultural empire! Go to http://hbom.ax/sweetboys and get cozy at home this holiday season! Go to http://hellofresh.com/sweetboys90 and use code sweetboys90 to get $90 off including free shipping! Go http://takecareof.com and enter code sweetboys50 to get 50% off your first Care/of order!

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0:00.0	Topography Clearly
0:14.9	I'm like, I'm like a four out of ten beatboxer.
0:32.2	I will admit to you, I've never heard you beat boxing a gun.
0:35.1	That's okay, you know, hey, he's really got something there.
0:38.0	Wait, you've never said that.
0:39.3	I've never thought that before.
0:40.8	You are so talented and so good at so many things, but I'll admit that I've never heard
0:44.1	you beat boxing go, wow, I mean, is that weird to say?
0:48.6	Well, I don't, it's not like I take offense to that.
0:50.3	It's not like I'm working on it every day or anything like that.
0:52.8	Cut to me every day when I leave.
0:54.8	Put the fuck up.
0:56.4	Spending several thousand dollars on online classes.
1:00.0	How to be a better beat boxer that were all recorded in like 2002.
1:04.0	If I like the worst teachers ever, that's why I don't get any better.
1:09.6	Andrew, episode two, sweet boys.
1:11.6	I can't, man.
1:12.6	Can you believe it?
1:13.6	Well, I think it's first of all, I can't believe it.
1:16.4	Welcome to sweet boys episode two.
1:17.6	What?
1:18.6	Should we say it together?
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