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Cut & Retie

Ep. 3 The Montana Port-A-Potty Guidebook

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week, Joe and his best friend, Mark Wizeman, relive a Western road trip fueled by youthful ignorance and corporate money, Miles Nolte breaks up with the river of his dreams, and the Lawnmower Man spews stocked trout secrets from the tailgate of a 1984 hatchback.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Old Town has been manufacturing canoes and kayaks for anglers in Maine since 1898.

0:05.0

So which ones in my garage? That would be their sportsman Bigwater PDL.

0:10.0

The PDL is comfortable, roomy, and stable enough that even big awkward dudes like me can stand on it with confidence.

0:16.0

So whether you're looking at terrorized stripers in the back bay or small mouths up a creek arm, the big water will get you on the fish and home safe all season long.

0:25.1

To check out Old Town's entire sportsman line of kayaks and find the perfect one for you,

0:29.4

visit Oldtowncanoon canoe.com forward slash cut and retie.

0:33.7

Again, that's Oldtowncanooncanocom, forward slash cut and retive.

0:41.8

Junior varsity move, people.

0:43.9

If you need a modium to do its thing, you don't get the liquid that you slugged.

0:47.8

You get the pills and you take five of it.

0:50.7

You choose your route.

0:51.9

You're going to cross the river.

0:53.1

I got halfway across

0:54.3

and I froze

0:54.9

and drift boats

0:56.8

would float by

0:57.5

you're right butt

0:59.0

I'm like

0:59.3

yeah I'm all good

1:00.0

no one is nice to you

1:02.7

on the Madison

1:03.1

and they relish

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