Old Town has been making canoes and kayaks on the banks of Maine's Penobscot River for nearly 125 years,

and man, they've come a long way.

I know, because I've fished the Penobscot in their new Autopilot 120.

Remote steering and spotlock harmonized to ensure you spend a lot more time casting,

and long battery life means you won't likely have to touch a paddle

all day. To learn more about the autopilot 120, a kayak so effortless, it's kind of like cheating,

head on over to Oldtown Canoe.com forward slash cut and retie. Again, that's Oldtowncanoo.com

forward slash cut and retie.

I literally dropped to my knees and screamed at the top of my lungs a list of profanities that would have made the trailer park boys blush.

My big game hunting I tend to suck at.

So if I can stock over on some delicious white flesh from the walleye, I tend to suck at. So if I, if I can stock up on some, some delicious white

flesh from the walleye, I'm down. And though I hate to look into those eyes and see an

ounce of pain, the rainbow has seen better days.

Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, fans of Aquitaine Hunger Force, and welcome to Cut and Retie, the fishing podcast that wasted the entire river cleanup day searching for the Perrigan. It dropped in the parking lot.

Happy Friday. I'm Joe Cermelli, and today we're going

to explore why malt liquors have such crazy names, but we're going to get there by exploring

what I consider some of the most feel-good hashtags to ever grace social media, which I almost

can't believe is a thing I'm even saying. But before we do that, a quick bit of housekeeping. First, I cannot

thank you guys enough for the love and positive feedback following episode one. I am whole again.

I feel whole again now that Cut and Retai has finally launched because I do so love hearing from

everyone. And in no time at all, you guys started sending me enough good stuff that we can

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