Ep. 3: The Curious Case of Cedar Fair
Defunctland
Kevin Perjurer
4.8 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2017
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you wish upon a song. |
| 0:05.0 | Now we want you to share with us our latest and greatest dream. |
| 0:09.0 | Disneyland. |
| 0:10.0 | Just go to action parks with no other park like it. |
| 0:17.0 | Six Flags, great adventure. It's not a world away. |
| 0:20.0 | Paramounts Kings Island. |
| 0:23.6 | We will officially open Universal Studios, Florida. |
| 0:26.6 | Hello, I'm Michael Eisner. |
| 0:32.6 | Now, here is your host. |
| 0:36.6 | Hi, DefunctLand guest. My name is Kevin Perger, and welcome to another edition of the Defunct Land podcast. Today we'll be talking to former Cedar Point employee Joseph Kempler. But first, let me check in with last week's guest, Miguel, and see what he's been up to. So, Kevin, we were talking about the Fast and the Furious 19, correct? In 10 years, they stopped making Fasten the Furious movies, they'll never stop making Fast in the Furious movies, so I can't even say that. |
| 0:59.2 | Hopefully they will. I mean, hopefully that last futuristic, like, movie will be the last one. |
| 1:05.2 | I mean, what else can they do? They just went to the future. Well, here's a little trailer about that movie. |
| 1:11.3 | In a world where racing cars are obsolete. |
| 1:16.3 | Now they race on jet packs. |
| 1:22.3 | Fastly furious 19 flying to the moon on February 31st, 24. |
| 1:28.3 | I hope you liked it. Thanks, Miguel. Before we get started with today's episode, I urge you to check out Defunctland's T-Spring t-shirt store, where you will find a few t-shirt designs, including one with our podcast cover art on it. Go to the link in the description for more info on that. Wanted today, special guests, Kemmler, the co-writer of Defunctline episode 16, Disaster Transport. He's been going to Cedar Point since he was seven, he's worked there three times, and he's ridden disaster transport upward of 40 times. So he's basically an expert. Hi Joseph, how you doing today? Hi, how you doing? I'm doing good. Sorry, I got a little excited there. |
| 2:02.7 | No, you're good. You're good. I'm excited to. I'm really ready to talk about this ride and all this, everything Cedar Point, everything Cedar Fair. We're going to hit it all. We don't really get to talk about Cedar Fair parks too often. I've only done two episodes on them, |
| 2:18.0 | Son of Beast and Disaster Transport. |
| 2:20.2 | I've had a two episodes on them, |
| 2:17.9 | Son of Beast and Disaster Transport. |
| 2:20.2 | I've had a lot of suggestions for them, |
| 2:21.6 | and I'm going to probably do more in the future, |
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